ascendmotherfucker: johnathanegbert: i found the video source Are you shitting me?
jawnn-locked: adiostoreadontcare: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: the okay gatsby the mediocre gatsby the you could have done better gatsby the terrible gatsby The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
teamredforever: less-than-one: Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party dat chin jiggle gets me everytime
When battle music plays in a game but you can't...
ice-jade: LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD. YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS. SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED. ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER. BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW. WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
parents: BE YOURSELF!
parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
mojosodope178: deal-breaker: Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone this is so accurate i want to cry
milkywayheart: minxe: you know what you could have instead of children? a nice house a nice car really nice shoes diamonds open weekends vacations that aren’t “child-friendly” nice things in general basically whatever you want because children are expensive and material things don’t grow up to resent you Fuck yes. Childfree and loving it.
abracadavre asked: butt